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Monday, July 1, 2013

The Move! More Humbling than Horrible

Wow, it feels like it's been a while since I've last blogged. A lot has happened since last Wednesday, June 26th. Be sure to check out that blog. SMH.

Let's see, where should I begin!

Let's start with my final, final interview. I went in and was given a scenario on paper. I had to write what I was going to do about it, what I would recommend, and my next steps. The same guy that was interviewing for the same position was there before me. I was like, "oh no, he has a head start". Anyway, I finish what I was going to write and happened to glance over to this guy and he is over there writing a book. He wrote in small handwriting on the front, back and the sides (if he could). I shook my head and turned in my notes. The principal debriefed with me for about 10-15 minutes. I leave his office and the guy is still writing his book. I was like, what is he writing? I shook my head and left.

I so happened to keep my heels on, because they didn't hurt and it was too many people around to switch to my sneakers. As I am walking to the train station, I pass a few older guys, probably in their 40's or 50's. I'm not sure if they were drinking beer at noon or not, but 'do what you do'. They decide it was a good idea to comment on how nice my legs were. If you've been reading my blogs, you should know...I didn't even acknowledge that there were even humans speaking at that moment. I honed in on that train station, kept my head straight and my eyes on the prize. The safety of the station. They took my ignoring them as a sign to keep commenting, all three of them.

Guy 1: "Man, those are some nice legs".
Guy 2: "Yeah, man, you sho is right. Look at those legs"
Guy 3: "Hot dog, my God, yes, Niiiiiccceee legs."  

If I was a little lighter, I would have been red. My legs were hot and I was mad that I hadn't learned about wearing dresses in New York, just yet. I make it to the street and OF COURSE the light is RED and a car was coming. My legs at this point were burning, because I could feel their Clark Kent, super red beams, x-ray vision on my legs. I'm sure the hair was singed off immediately and the vaseline started to heat and burn. I could only walk so fast in the heels, but when that light turned green, I was OUT. As I'm crossing the street, this woman passes me and said, "You do have some nice legs". At this point, I busted out laughing. She continued to say, "they were making such a big deal and they're right". I just shook my head , said thanks and ran to the station, to change into my sneakers.

As I'm waiting for the right train to come, several trains have come and gone - dropping off passengers and then going out of service. This little girl gets off one of the trains, with I assume her mother, and is whining really loud. The guy who was walking behind them yells, "SHUT UP". I thought he might have known them, but the way the mom, the girl and the other person in their party looked at him, let me know - Uh, he was a complete and irritated stranger. The parents or adults with the girl did not dare say anything to the man, because 1) the girl shut up,  2) he might have told them to shut up and 3) he started stomping his way through the platform, with purpose. Like, he was sick and tired, of being sick and tired. I trailed back, because I thought to myself - I will not be his next victim. Nope, not over here. He started walking around the columns, making faces, talking under his breath and I guess one guy looked at him strangely and he said in a loud voice, "WHAT". I then slowed my pace, hid behind another column and eyed him from a distance.  He was highly upset and nobody was with him to calm that thing down. I didn't finish my self-defense classes, so I stuck with my normal New York evasive behavior.  The column!

I was walking down the street and a delivery guy pulled up next to a restaurant on his bicycle. He hopped off the bike, stood in the middle of the sidewalk and extended both arms in the air. Then he leaned to the side and I realize he was stretching. He had on biker shorts and a tight tee, like he used to be a wrestler or something along those lines. He wasn't built like one anymore, but he was sure in the middle of the sidewalk lifting up his one leg to touch his butt to stretch his quads. I had to stop, because he literally was in my way. I was hoping he did not do that on purpose, as I was an entire head taller than him. Not only that, but I wanted to kick his bike down, and see how he likes someone disrupting his mode of transportation. Who does that? Park your bike and start stretching in the middle of the sidewalk. I looked at him, like, "if you don't move out of my way". I did a sidestep past him and gave a wave of the hand - like the cops do, "nothing to see here, folks. Keep it moving." Just ridiculous.

I drove to Maryland on Thursday night, because I was scheduled to move on Saturday. So, I knew I would have a full weekend. It was so good to sleep in the confines of my own clean house. I took the no-toll roads and arrived home around 1:30 in the morning, even though I left at 7pm. Whatever, I made it and slept GOOD!

Friday was a full day, as I had many errands to run! I hadn't heard back about the job, so I emailed them to see what was up. I then received an email back, stating that I did not get the job. 4 interviews and I did not get the job. I had a feeling the guy was going to get it, but I was wondering if he got it because he wrote a thesis for a write-up or because he was a guy. Then I thought, if they wanted me to write a thesis for every write-up, he needed the job, because I wouldn't be doing that. I like to keep it short, sweet and to the point.  But now he has a job and I don't! My mom reminded me about my pet peeves with organizations and how I wouldn't have liked to work there. She was right and I would have been upset, but as of now, I still don't have a job! Hmm?

So, this was how my day started! No job, meaning no apartment, meaning  I did not need to rent a truck to take me from Maryland to Brooklyn. Tears acted like they wanted to come, but I had to simmer down. U-Haul sent me a confirmation email, secured my 14' truck so that I could drop it off where I picked it up on the same day. Meaning, that I had to go to a local storage facility and rent some space. The guy started telling me the prices for the space and I looked at him and more tears acted like they wanted to come. No time to cry! Earlier I went to my old job and my old boss gave me an air conditioner, because she's been reading the blog and knows I've been melting in my cell night after night! At first I was like, "oh no". Then, I thought about it like, "hello, genius - you'll at least have an air conditioned cell". SMH

One of my old students and her mother had promised to help me pack and for some reason recently, I started to take people up on their offers.  It's humbling! They came over and basically packed my house! They stayed till midnight, she brought her other daughter and friend over and they worked, we talked, laughed and packed. This really ended my Friday on a good note, because I needed that.

My truck was supposed to be available at 4:15 pm on Saturday afternoon. Then I received a follow-up email from U-Haul, stating that they wanted to confirm my reservation to pick up my 14' truck on Sunday at 3:30pm. Thank God, I read it! I immediately called and started laying into them. I received a confirmation text, two confirmation emails and then somebody switches my day. The guy says, "Well, ma'am, we don't have any trucks available". I said, "You better find one. I have a guaranteed reservation, I need to move TODAY and I need a truck TODAY, not SUNDAY!" He put his manager on the phone at this point, who told me he would call around to find me a truck. After, I ate my sandwich, took a shower and got dressed, I was still on hold. Totaling 1 hour and 4 minutes. I hung up, called back and began to lay into them again. They must have known it was me, because they put a woman on the phone who transferred me to their corporate headquarters. Tears started to form in my eyes again and I begin to think, what is going on?

I'm on the phone with the U-Haul corporate office, I explained it to the lady and she got MAD with the local office.  She told me that the general manager changed it, she was going to put it back, called them and told them, they better not change it again. At this point, my brothers were already on thier way to Maryland and I'm thinking, if they come all the way down here and I don't have a truck - we are going to have a problem. I tell my brothers and they meet me at U-haul at 4:00pm. They looked hot and bothered and I was already heated. None of us were in the mindset to hold any of us back, if they said there were no trucks available. It was about to go down. Forget that there were 6 trucks in the lot.

We go in and I tell them I have a reservation. The guy behind the counter, says, "oh, yes, we have that ready for you". I sigh a sigh of relief. We all did, because it was really about to go down. Then he shows me on the little kiosk how much it would be and then he says, well, "we charge $1.59 a mile". I immediately correct him and say, "No, I was quoted $1.29 a mile". He looks, all wise and otherwise (as my grandma would say) and I look back at him the same way. I happened to look on the kiosk and it said  $1.29. So, I point it out to him and he says, "oh it must be some sort of special."  I'm thinking, "it's special alright". I take a picture of the kiosk and he starts laughing, talking about that's a first. I said, "Uh, I'm not messing with ya'll (pointing to the store - U-Haul) - ya'll don't have your stuff together and you won't get me". I then start taking pictures of everything and I almost took one of him. That's a messy organization. I boycotted U-haul 10 years ago and I'm about to do it again!

My brothers are "ROCK STARS" - they moved the big stuff out first (just the two of them) and we made a trip to the storage place. They unloaded and I went back to finish packing. It was around 9pm, when we realized, the storage place closes at 10pm. So, we start throwing things in there and ride off around 9:30. We unloaded and then it hit me, that since we have to put a code in to use the elevator - at 10pm, it'll probably shut down. Man, you would have thought we were the men of steel. Somehow we loaded everything that was in the truck and put it all in the elevator within 6 minutes. Hopping over lamps, throwing blankets, shoes, buckets, and at 9:57pm, they were headed downstairs.  It's funny, because people go to trainings to learn how to work together as a team, but I don't think either of us said two words the entire time. We just fell into place and did what needed to be done. It was the epitome of teamwork. I know we are family, but it was really something to see and I really appreciated that I could count on them. No arguing, no fussing, no controlling, just handling business. When we finished, the only thing left was the broom. So I used that to sweep out the U-haul truck! They charge extra for any dirt you leave! Thieves!

We had to finish some other errands and they headed home around 2 in the morning. I wouldn't have been able to do it without them and once again - while in the most horrible circumstances- we were able to accomplish our task, laugh, eat, laugh some more and have fun. Another great way to end a horrible day! I went to sleep on my blow-up mattress and loved every minute of it!

On Sunday, my alarm rang at 6:30am in the morning - because I had a hair appointment at 7:30 am. I made it there and back, in time for the cleaners to clean the house and carpet. Well, my tenant had already started moving some of the big items in the house on Sunday morning, while I was out. I didn't see a problem with it, but the cleaning guy comes and said, I can't clean with this stuff in the house. This is supposed to be a move-out. I said, "I don't understand". He goes on to explain that he can't clean around the stuff that they moved in. All that was in the house at this point was a dresser, a sofa and a mattress. I'm like, "no, I don't understand". He then goes upstairs, there are two rooms that are completely cleared out. A small dresser was in the master bedroom and the sofa was in the living room. I explained to him, that these can be moved. He says, well anytime we need them moved we'll have to call you. I was like, "WHAT?" This makes no sense. I said, "You know , sir, what are you saying you won't do the job". He nods his head yes and I said, "goodbye". That was the dumbest thing I think I heard that day!. You lose out on money, because what? This time, no tears. I just told my tenant, who was cool, she called around and found someone to clean the carpet and the house. I gave her the money I was going to give them and that was done! Absolutely crazy.

My Co-Pastor stopped by the house to pick up something and we went out to dinner. We stayed there for hours, I think, talked, laughed, gasps and laughed some more. It was another great way to end a horrible day. It made me miss Maryland and the family that I've come to love and cherish, but just like regular family - we'll always stay in touch! I'll never forget those moments, lessons and what it feels like to be apart of something bigger than yourself.

I go back to my townhouse to give my final goodbye. I start to tear up a little bit more, because I absolutely love that place. When I first walked in, I said - this is mine! I didn't want to look anywhere else, I wanted that house.  It was perfect for me and everything I wanted in a home. My tenant said, "Oh, you'll be back in a year." I'm like, "No, I won't be back here and if I do come back, I doubt it will be here." It was like another chapter of my life had closed as I stood on the steps. Just like at my old job, now my old house house - it's time to go to another chapter. While, I know for sure those chapters have closed, I have no idea what the next chapter has in store for me. However, no matter what my circumstance, my situation, the outcome, the agony, even the tears - I know I'll be okay. God has never let me down and I know He won't start now. During the past three days, things that could have disrupted the entire process or did disrupt it, ended with people that have been put in my life  strategically to help and lift me up and they did not even know. This walk is purposeful and it's not in vain. I just have to endure - it's going to be worth it - Just keep reading!

As I was driving back to New York on Sunday evening, I was operating on very little sleep. I decide to do the no-toll roads and my ETA to the Bronx at 10:30 pm wound up being 12:30am. Around 10:30 pm, I became very tired and I had listened to all the music I felt like listening to on my iPhone. I searched for some audio books, but I had listened to them all as well. So, I pulled over and attempted to search for some more Audiobooks to keep me up. As I try to download it, a message pops up that says, you need to have Wifi access in order to download the audiobook. So, I take the exit in York, PA and notice a couple of Inns. Well, one read, Inn and the other read, motel. I stopped at the motel first and park outside to see if they have free wifi. I start to see some shady characters come out of the rooms,  I then remembered I was at a motel and decided to go to the Inn.  I drive into the Inn and park outside of the main office. I found two free wifi connections, so I connect and start to download the book. It kept dropping the connection because it was the connection was so low. I then say, fine - let me get some coffee and try to make it home that way. I get back on the turnpike and I see a Holiday Inn. I know they have wifi, so I make a mad dash across four lanes to get to the side of the road near the Holiday Inn and "WAH lah" - there was a connection. It wasn't strong, but the audiobook started to download. Then it said it would take 64 minutes for the first one to download. I contemplated for 10 minutes on what I should do. Get out the car and get closer to the hotel? Drive through the grass and risk getting stuck? Then I thought better of it and figured there were probably snakes in the grass and if someone caught me tiptoeing through the grass with my phone in the air in York, PA - there could be a misunderstanding. So, I said to myself, "Self, wake up and go home!

Week 4 - Monday started off just fine and on my way back to my cell, I saw a nun reading on the train. She had a pin on her collar that read, ”School stress makes me want to put a #2 pencil through my temple". I wanted to say, "Really, sister? Is that some sort of inside joke. I know what you mean, but is that a good look for a nun. Y'all are supposed to be calm, cool and collected". I thought better of it and read my own book.  

WE HAVE TO SET A NEW COUNTDOWN - 30 DAYS!

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Week 2 Wrap-Up: Growling and the COUNTDOWN!

Hello Folks,

Some housekeeping items before I start in on this week's adventure.
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3) On July 1st, I will start my podcast, that will be done on a weekly basis. However, for those of you who are not familiar with Podcasting, I need you to get familiar with it, because the only way my ratings go up is if you listen to my show and like, comment or recommend this to your friends. It's the same with the blog. Pass it on!!! Yay.

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That is it for housekeeping!

Now - to the shenanigans!

This week started off with the man dancing around the pole! SMH. Every time I think of it, I start to laugh. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the blog posted on Tuesday, June 18th. It's seriously funny!
On Wednesday, I had a phone interview at 8 am with the principal of a school that went pretty well. I was concerned about having this conversation so early in the morning, because my voice would be really deep and she might think I just woke up 15 minutes ago, because I just woke up 15 minutes ago. I tried to brush my teeth and gargle, to get the frogs out of my throat, but I didn't take into account that I don't have anyone to talk to and test it out. So, when she called me, that was the first time I spoke to anyone. I was surprised to hear my own voice. It didn't sound deep, but then I could have still been sleepy and my hearing wasn't good, because she asked if this was still a good time to talk. I tried to make my voice a little higher and said that it was a great time. By the end of the conversation, she seemed genuinely interested in me and asked me about my current location and if I had a timeline. I reluctantly told her that I was living in the Bronx, because I am praying to God, this changes in 2 weeks! Then I told her that I did not have a timeline, but then I said, "Well, I do - for housing reasons". She said she understood, would collaborate with her colleagues and get back to me.

I had another interview that day in Brooklyn. It took a little over an hour to get there from East Harlem, but the ride there was too bad. However, I did learn that Google Maps does not work well with walking directions. I had on a dress (it was entirely too hot for a suit) and heels. One of my heels kept making this clicking noise, like the tip came off. So, I'm walking down the street, making all types of 'nails on concrete' noises and trying to not to draw anymore attention to myself. I look at the bottom of my heel and 'lo and behold', the heel tip was gone! I wanted to put my sneakers back on, but felt the school should be close. Well, no it wasn't close and the people that lived in the area had no idea where the street was - that I needed. Google Maps showed me staying in one position, even though I had moved a whole 2 blocks. (In the wrong direction I might add).
So, I'm walking down the street, clicking and clacking (badly), the wind is blowing, my dress is hiked up in the back, because "let's face it - there is enough to fill it out" and I'm lost with 15 minutes to spare. I take a leap of faith and walk the opposite way and finally find the street. I'm so excited, because I see the name of the school on the front of the building and a lady in a suit, looking like she is going to be interviewed as well. I immediately feel stupid, because this was the first time ever in my life, I didn't wear a suit to an interview. There was another lady standing there with her, so I begin to head towards them and they both turn around, because they could hear me first with all the clicking noises coming from my left shoe. I just acted like it was supposed to sound like that and smiled. A woman answers the door and asks the lady in the suit if she was here for an interview. She nodded yes and then she asked the lady that was standing next to her, if she was to be interviewed as well. I looked at her clothes and immediately thought, if she is here for an interview, society has really downgraded their interviewing attire. I was not in a suit, but it was a nice business-like dress. She wasn't dressed poorly, but she had on some black tight (McDonald's uniform type pants) and a bright, buttoned-down shirt that was tucked in tight, so display her figure? The woman responded, "Aha, ugh! I'm not here for an interview, this school fired me, I'm just here to drop off my stuff". As she said that, she walked past the lady who opened the door and left the three of us looking at each other with our eyebrows up, like "really". After that, the lady at the door didn't even bother to ask me why I was there, so I just walked in behind the other woman like, "yeah, what she said". SMH

That interview went well and afterwards she told me the next steps would involve me coming back for yet another face-to-face interview that included meeting with the principal, doing a sample lesson and then they would let me know something soon. I smiled, shook her hand and click/clacked out of there. As soon as I reached the doors of the school, I took off those horrid broken shoes and put on my sneakers.  I walked back towards the train station and as I waited for the light to change at the corner, an short older man with long salt and pepper locs glides right next to me and is "smiling like chester cat" (as my grandma would say) and says, "I just want to let you know that you are one beautiful woman". I smiled politely and took a step back, like I won't be crossing at this light, nor will I even verbally acknowledge what you are saying, because that will be your cue to start a conversation. Well, folks, when I'm right, I'm right. My simple smile and a nod towards him, was his cue. He stops, doesn't cross the street and says, "You are just beautiful". At this point, I have to go into retreat mode and act like - I don't 'speaka Ingles'. He continues, "You know any man would be lucky to..." Folks, I don't know what he said after this, because I put on my headphones, paced back and forth, acted like I was talking to someone, motioning my hands up and down, like I was trying to make a point, when I was simply listening to "It's a Beautiful Day". He eventually crossed the street and I kept moving my hands and saying really loudly, "No, really - she needs to stop doing that." PAUSE FOR A FEW SECONDS - *and resume* - "Do you believe that?" PAUSE FOR A FEW SECONDS - *and resume* - "Oh, okay". PAUSE FOR A FEW SECONDS - *and resume* -  "I'll tell you this" 
After a good solid minute of randomly having a conversation with myself, I put my headphones away and crossed the street to catch the train.

Back to my dress. It's a nice black and white print dress, with a belt to display some curves, and it flared out from the waist. The dress is about knee length in the front and something else in the back, but whatever. I know the dress looks nice, I have on my bike shorts under the dress, so everything flows better and I have on my new walking sneakers, that happen to be black and white - so I know that I'm matching and looking good. AHA. Well, I come down the steps to go the train platform and both trains on both sides of the tracks are coming at the same time. I feel lighter with my sneakers on, so I'm taking nice, toes pointed downward, graceful steps to get on the main platform. I'm feeling good, the interview went well, I think I just received a compliment and THEN a gush of wind all of a sudden comes up the stairs and my dress is now up with the wind. Literally, my gray biker shorts are exposed, I'm attempting to hold the dress down and not with the Marilyn Monroe face, but the OMG, I'm horrified, stupid, and throw me on the tracks face. I'm praying people are more interested in getting on their trains than seeing my shorts. I attempt to quickly hold the dress and run down the stairs without falling. So embarrassing. I went to the end of the car, so that I wouldn't have to see anyone who might have seen that embarrassing rendition of Ms. Monroe. SMH
As I mentioned, my interview was in Brooklyn. Well, it was the deep side of Brooklyn, below Bed-Stuy. Um hmm, how do you know, you ask? Well, the train cars were old, the seats were a nasty orange color and they had advertisements on the train that said, "Want to break your heroin habit? Call us". I was like, "Oh, I see!"  The infamous guys were selling candy on the trains again and this time the guy had a partner. Let me clarify. These were not kids, these were grown men! Anyway, no one on my side brought any candy, but then this lady (who happened to be white) motions to the guy that she would like some candy. He brings her three different kinds of whatever she asks for and then returns. His partner said something and then the guy said, "I hustle in 3 different languages, B. Ebonics, English and ..." Everyone started laughing and I couldn't hear the last language. I almost wanted to say, "Mr. Candyman, what's the third language, so I can write it in my blog". Then I thought better of that question and smiled. I didn't smile too wide, just a half smile with one side of my face up, so I wouldn't look sweet. You have to be conscious to keep your eyebrows down and not look so wide-eyed and bushy tailed.

This is the half-smile! Like, I'm cool, but not that cool!
You have to learn it.

Thursday was not as adventurous! Thanks goodness! I went to work, stayed late and came home. No drama. Just people sleeping on the train with their mouths open. One lady had her head down completely in her lap, while her child was kneeling on the seat next to her running amuck. I thought I heard her growl, but then thought maybe she was snoring. I just hoped she was snoring, because I wouldn't have been able to handle growling. Would I have been in danger, would the kid have been in danger or all of us would have been doomed? I halfway expected her to raise her head as she was fighting to transform into something grotesque. That's what I get for trying to watch "Fringe". I could not make it past the second episode.
Friday was a day I spent with the 4th and 5th graders at the school where my fellowship is located. Lucky me, Friday was FUN DAY. I'm not sure who actually had fun, but after 4 hours of being with those kids, my feet hurt, I was drained and I had to remember these kids don't know me! I am not the one for that sort of foolishness. Hmm!
I literally was so tired and hungry, I stopped by the pizza place, bought a slice and sat down in the store to eat it and watch the Harlem-ites walk pass during the 5pm rush hour foot traffic. My feet really hurt at this point and I probably could have stayed there for another hour or so, but realized that I needed to get ready for my Google Hangout session with my online class. I have to catch two trains to get home and they run on the same line, but one goes further (my stop) than the other. So, I get off one train and I see a seat on the platform. I immediately take it and let out a sigh of relief. The guy that was next to me, immediately jumps up and acts like he was going towards the train I was just on - but hello - it's a little late, if I had time to sit down and breathe a long sigh of relief - then sir, you are already late!
Well, as I sit there, i was listening to music, and I saw a guy with a bible pacing around the platform. I noticed the bible and looked at him, turned my music off, because I thought he might be saying something interesting. Well, I couldn't understand most of what he said. He was a Hispanic man with a deep accent and a lisp. Half of the time, I thought he was speaking in Spanish, but then I heard some English. Well, at one point, he kept looking at me. I was like, "ut oh". Here we go. So, I tried to look at other people, but as the trains kept coming, he got louder and more direct with his message. Again, I didn't understand a word of what he was saying. Nothing! His message became so direct, that I thought someone sitting on a bench in front of me was saying something back to him, because he would say things like, "Yes, you know. Uh, huh, that's what I said, you don't believe me, huh?" He would pause in between these sayings, like there was someone that was responding to him or that he was responding to their comments. I could not tell, but I know Jesus would perceive what the crowd was thinking and he would address their thoughts. I don't know if this dude was attempting to do the same thing, but I started to try to send my subliminal messages again. I was thinking, please don't come over here! I know the Word and I'm not interested in it being yelled at me on this subway platform.  Then, all of a sudden, the guy's voice becomes very clear. He said, "if you die, your dead. People talking about they died and then they came back. No, they lie. You might have been on that ecstasy and your heart (he thumps his heart) might have stopped for some seconds, but you weren't dead. When you die, your dead. You didn't see the light. Jesus is the light."
I was like, okay and pulled out my book, because I had to write it down.

Then I heard growling! What's with the growling? I turn my head and it's this guy standing over me, looking down at my book and what I am writing. So, I give him the half turn, like, "hmmm" and quickly get up. I wasn't sure if my train was coming or not, but as much as my feet hurt - I felt like a sitting duck with the guy yelling at people about Jesus and this man growling and breathing on my neck. No more sitting down on the platforms. It's like asking to be messed with! I'm good.


Well, like last week. As I sat to write down what transpired outside of my living quarters, I start to hear commotion inside my living quarters. I try to keep writing as I'm nearing the end of my thoughts, but then the wife goes from yelling to crying, talking about "don't leave me". I barely hear the husband at all. It's like he's whispering. However, she is NOT. Sobs of 'don't leave me, don't leave me'. Then I hear something go over the balcony. I'm like, Okay. Slamming items, furniture moving and then I hear something break - then the woman yells, "Are you f*#ing crazy". That was my cue - nobody was hurt, but I got to go! I retreat to my car and thought about driving around the Bronx neighborhood and then thought twice about that! So, I stayed in my car, talked to my mom and ate sunflower seeds! Ain't nobody got time for that. I was advised to call the guy and see if their charade was over. Okay, let's try that? "Excuse me sir, but are you and your wife finish arguing and breaking things in this shared space. It's 12:30 in the morning and I'd like to get some sleep or as much as I can in this upper room with no air conditioning. Can you guys argue when I'm not there? Between the hours of 8 and 5pm. Thank you (Brenda voice (The Closer))! "
Uh, no (In my Kevin Hart voice) I will take the advice of DMX, "mind your business, lady".  It's not my business, until you bring that mess in the confines of my jail cell that I've purchased for the month or until I perceive someone is being hurt. Besides that, go across the street to Pelham park and argue all you want! It is a better scene than this dorm room!
Around 12:45 am, I come back to my cell and the door opens and a woman emerges from her cell and introduces herself. Then she offers an apology for what happened. She wasn't what I expected. I imagined her to be a small petite woman that looked like Penelope Cruz. She was attractive, about the same build as I was, but a little shorter. She had make-up around her eyes, long dark hair and had a slight Hispanic accent. She kept apologizing and finally I said, "Well, are you guys okay?" She looks back towards their door, in a very matter of fact way, shrugs her shoulders and says, "Oh, yeah. We are cool." As if - we do this all the time. I said, "hmm". Then she says, "I just feel so bad. I mean first impressions are the one's  that last". I look at her and give her the pug head turn. Really, Sherlock? After I turned my head upright like a human again, I said, "Well you have a good rest of the night" and unlock the door to my cell.
Anyway, folks. I need my own place. I have two interviews (they are both 3rd interviews) next week.
LET'S START THE COUNTDOWNS!

5 DAYS TILL I HAVE A JOB!
9 DAYS TILL I HAVE MY OWN APARTMENT!

Let's get ready to rumbbbblllllleeeee!
In this corner, we have the unstoppable, the undeniable, undefeated champion of the world - TAMMMMMMMMY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ.

AND in this corner, we have the ridiculous, the impossible, the unattainable Biiiiiigggg Appppllllllleeeeeeee!


Alright, I want a clean fight, no hitting below the belt, when the bell rings - Move to your Corners!